- Current state of existence: Dev D + Scott Pilgrim hybrid. #
- Marijuana is a great tool for focusing on the present. For the record, I'm sober as I tweet this. #
- Get an @ mention. Check, Check. Who, who, who? Spambot. Never mind #foreveralone #
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- Twitter, 2012. The Dark Lord resurfaces. #
- @Mizohican when the word goes dark, Dark Lords rise. #
- @twilightfairy hello yourself. in reply to twilightfairy #
- Too lazy to make own tea. Have Diet Coke for breakfast. I realize I have become Foul Bachelor Frog. #
- Someone wrote wanting to "express their candidature" for a position. It creepily makes me think of women "expressing" breast milk. #pervert #
- @beastoftraal @madversity Sunny Leone ka "first" night? Seriously? in reply to beastoftraal #
- @priyal its for those times when you don't wanna feel like a full-time smoker. in reply to priyal #
- For my Bombay homies on the Central Line. Presenting Sion Aaya http://t.co/MBmh1JJh (via @gabfest) #
- The Spicy Chicken Burger is at least a halfway-decent alternative to the Zinger which those KFC Bozos won't home deliver. Thanks, McDonalds. #