- This is a company full of internet rapists @webchutney #TrueStory #
- If the question on your mind when you enter the agency every morning is, "Who fucked up today?", something somewhere must be terribly wrong. #
- Bye bye Blackberry. Guess who just got a new iPhone 4S? #
- @Aakriti @Ankit_A No. doesn't bother. Adds no value neither :p in reply to Aakriti #
- Lucy in the sky. With diamonds. Don't know why I've been going about saying that all day. #
- @mahafreed a health freak, are we? in reply to mahafreed #
- @media_reveries That was an epic line! in reply to media_reveries #
- Is this what qualifies for news and analysis these days, I mean srsly, @DNA? http://t.co/8M3VfNCc Fucking creepy. #
- Friends call me Saki. You call me. Vulturo. That somehow sounds a lot better when your moniker is Robocop. #
- @twilightfairy For a moment there I actually thought you had a worm in your ear. in reply to twilightfairy #
- In this age of twitter, I've clearly lost interest in reading long blog posts. More so, if they are about marketing! #
- Fena hi lena. #
- Shortening tickets to 'tix'. It makes me cringe and want break some faces. If I was in Bombay, I'd have burnt down the @bookmyshow building. in reply to bookmyshow #
- @Bhooshan yes, sometime in last May. I visit Bombay for a few days every month though. in reply to Bhooshan #
- @mahafreed That's a horrid thought. But, 'hide' updates from such motherfuckers. Should give you satisfaction. in reply to mahafreed #
- @Bhooshan have actually grown to like it. I even root for Delhi Daredevils these days and that sort of a thing. in reply to Bhooshan #
- @Bhooshan it's like two homes, etc. #
- @gurupanguji What took you so long to pirate it? in reply to gurupanguji #
- @gurupanguji I know. I meant even SP2 is old now. in reply to gurupanguji #
- I'm guilty too. Epic post! The First Rule of Man Club: Follow A Sport! http://t.co/ZAvxtW2O (via @sidharthrao) #
- Why do I always have to choose the wrong fucking time to get wired? #
- Just discovered, the answer to great personal productivity is the absence of a sex life. #
- Naturopathy. Ayurveda. Treatment without medicine. Pronounced "we'll just take all your money." #
- Stay up all night. Get to work an hour early. You've got the drop on Monday. #wired @webchutney #
- @robi_banerjee like *strictly* after hours. Actually, overnight. in reply to robi_banerjee #
- "I like being responsible. That's why I'm in client servicing." My heart goes out for @Monisha_Joshi. She's such a sweetheart
@webchutney # - Come, jailbreak my iPhone. #
- @priyal hmm, a wild one, eh? I'm more of a Sub Zero kinda guy. Also Smoke and Noob Saibot. But no worries honey, we'll get along fine in reply to priyal #
- @sunainak its all right. Goa is normal. Also, it's fun. Hope you have a great time in reply to sunainak #
- @priyal LOL. Would be four of them if we counted the saibots So, what else do you like? DM me your number if you wanna chat sometime. in reply to priyal #
- Totally want the Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories! #wtf http://t.co/Oyymhdfz via @Gizmodo #
- @subhadra_72 Simply basics those, without which, we wouldn't even notice the ass. Also, "nice hairdo" is the gayest thing a man could say. in reply to subhadra_72 #
- Don't really know the difference, but from what it looks like, an 'artiste' must be an artist who's slightly mediocre and also a douchebag. #
- @Aakriti @ankit_a What's with everyone releasing their own online newspapers these days? in reply to Aakriti #
- @venkatananth Ha! That should teach them to protest, I say. in reply to venkatananth #
- @rajeshja Clearly, you are shitting us. in reply to rajeshja #
- @venkatananth People protesting/whining in general is all sorts of annoying. But never mind, was only fucking with you. I am not seriously. in reply to venkatananth #
- I. Want to kill. Everybody in the world. Nice ideas, this Skrillex person has. #
- @mahafreed fucking scary, this business looks like. in reply to mahafreed #
- @robi_banerjee Motherfrakker! never meant to do that. #sorry in reply to robi_banerjee #
- @mojorojo Dancers are there to ease your pain, calm your nerves, that sort of a thing. in reply to mojorojo #
- All these animated gifs which have suddenly started appearing for people's Twitter profile pic images? Retarded. #
- Ever since since OS X got "All My Files", Random shit suddenly got more in your face. Only more fuel for my file deletion OCD. #
- Discogs acquired today: FaltyDL, Ramadanman, Sepalcure, Martyn, Zomby, Code9. Thanks to what.cd and @robi_banerjee. So love *real* #dubstep #
- @gabfest Likewise. Actually, am quite looking forward to meeting the baby 'lady cobra' Isn't she supposed to be my new padawan and all that? in reply to gabfest #
- @trippyhippy yes Megster sometimes you can get really, really truthful! @gabfest @sidharthrao @nishi_kant @basakbabies in reply to trippyhippy #
- @trippyhippy @sidharthrao @gabfest @nishi_kant @basakbabies why so serious? in reply to trippyhippy #
- Scumbag twitter. Says import your contacts from Gmail. Happy, happy. And when you try to, says it is over capacity. #
- Macbook Air, Airtel 3G, OS X Internet Sharing. Firmware Update to bring dead PS3 back to life. Serious #win #
- Late realization and all of that, didn't watch IPL yesterday. But fucked them Indians good, didn't we? #suckit Mumbai! #
- How much of an asshat are you? I'm only 'a bit of a prat'. http://t.co/uYDoalWM #
- @trippyhippy No shame in admitting Delhi is a much better city. Also to be fair, Mumbai turned against me first, turned against all of us! in reply to trippyhippy #
- Bubs qualifies, doesnt he? @robi_banerjee @prawnzy RT @bsayak #KaisaNova – the art of being a confused babe magnet. #
- @Bhooshan You've been offering to help all the wrong kind of women, it seems! in reply to Bhooshan #
- All this talk about plant genitalia. Saturday Morning Breakfast Ceral is hilarious! http://t.co/quy8XpqC #
- Wrong fucking move, Government. Nobody is ever going to Amsterdam anymore! http://t.co/XUzdBpUv #
- @Reema_ameeR Have a few cups of black coffee. Then, try to get really, really bored. Eventually, you force yourself out of bed! in reply to Reema_ameeR #
- Unity HUD looks like Apple Spotlight, only a couple of years too late! Still miss my #ubuntu though! #
- @SlackerScholar I know. But given Gnome 2 is over and done with, and Gnome3 and Unity are both freak shows, doesn't matter anymore. in reply to SlackerScholar #
- @SlackerScholar I'd say it has matured quite a bit along the way. in reply to SlackerScholar #
- Tried helping some random vagrant Marathi folk stranded in Delhi. Had 540 bucks, gave 400. Not amused, they want ALL my cash and more! #wtf #
- @priyal So love Mortal Kombat, would greatly fancy a chick who's into it You single? in reply to priyal #
- @gauravsabnis Didn't get the 1761 reference, so googled. Did you mean Sadashivrao Bhau? http://t.co/CSKOOejh in reply to gauravsabnis #
- @nithinkd Thought poor Marathi folk, stuck in Delhi, can't even speak Hindi properly. You know, help your fellowmen, etc. Got hustled. Shit in reply to nithinkd #
- @priyal Karnal? Ain't so far from Delhi is it? in reply to priyal #
- @acmhatre A year ago. in reply to acmhatre #
- @acmhatre Started off as 7 days a month back when we did TKM, gradually increased, became full-time as of last May. in reply to acmhatre #
- @priyal You are not making any sense sweetheart, but here's assuming it's some boy who beat me to it? in reply to priyal #
- @acmhatre Ah well, Bombay's still home for the rest of the family. And I keep visiting. in reply to acmhatre #
- Dear Indian GoDaddy whore, no matter what you do, you can't ever be good enough to even iron Danica's panties. Give it up, already. #kthxbai #
- Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.: http://t.co/5E3idULn #
- @giddyja kuch nahi. Aivein. Aaj kal kuch zyada hi josh mein chal rahe hain. in reply to giddyja #
- Some fucker must jump off a cliff, Thums Up or Dew bottle in hand, silly grin on face. And die, of course. The PR disaster will be fun. #
- @sidin shyte. Happy Birthday and all of that. Wow, you are one hell of a young motherfucker! @nithinkd in reply to nithinkd #