- Twitter, 2012. The Dark Lord resurfaces. #
- @Mizohican when the word goes dark, Dark Lords rise. #
- @twilightfairy hello yourself. in reply to twilightfairy #
- Too lazy to make own tea. Have Diet Coke for breakfast. I realize I have become Foul Bachelor Frog. #
- Someone wrote wanting to "express their candidature" for a position. It creepily makes me think of women "expressing" breast milk. #pervert #
- @beastoftraal @madversity Sunny Leone ka "first" night? Seriously? in reply to beastoftraal #
- @priyal its for those times when you don't wanna feel like a full-time smoker. in reply to priyal #
- For my Bombay homies on the Central Line. Presenting Sion Aaya http://t.co/MBmh1JJh (via @gabfest) #
- The Spicy Chicken Burger is at least a halfway-decent alternative to the Zinger which those KFC Bozos won't home deliver. Thanks, McDonalds. #
- Flight Co-passengers: woman thinking of SpiceJet as Jet Airways subsidiary, man with wrong ideas on newly learnt word 'gamification'. Nice. #