Monthly Archive for March, 2010

Microblog: 2010-03-31

Microblog: 2010-03-30

  • Managed to check in for 9:30 flight with just 3 minutes remaining. Phew! (@ Chhatrapati Shivaji International Airport (BOM)) #
  • You can't reach too late at Airports, but if you reach just late enough then the whole world will conspire to push you through to the flight #
  • On firm ground after a fairly turbulent Indigo Flight (@ Indira Gandhi International Airport (DEL)) #
  • Reach late enough to an airport, and you will almost instantly find your baggage on the conveyor after landing. Last In – First Out :-) #
  • Its always the same story while booking a prepaid cab at Delhi Airport. Kahan jaana hai? Saket. Aapka naam? Saket. Aapka naam? #
  • Pardon my ignorance, but what exactly is meant by the hashtags #mpartha or #princesssheeba I must have missed something for sure. #
  • Waiting to catch up with @Tithiya (@ Cafe Coffee Day) http://4sq.com/ahmnmP #
  • Attendant at CCD treating me with special deference for drinking Darjeeling without milk/sugar. Says he's glad to meet a fellow connoisseur. #
  • Just had the greatest dinner ever! (@ The Great Kabab Factory) http://4sq.com/aM35xl #
  • Sleep, finally! (@ Amanotel) http://4sq.com/bMEfe3 #
  • IPL sorts your nights out. #
  • Mumbai in a tight spot. #
  • 15 needed off 11. Mukesh Ambani watching. #
  • Tight match. #
  • Mukeshbhai won't go home disappointed. Great win for Indians, thanks to Tiwari. Mumbai sure has some performers! #
  • @Mizohican @giddyja Sorry for the trouble. Couldn't seem to contain myself when it when Mumbai's team was on a rollercoaster. #
  • @Abhishek_Rai Sure. Give me a shout. I'm at 9867717775 in reply to Abhishek_Rai #
  • http://tweetphoto.com/16447941 Before I crash for the night, I leave you with this fun yet risque piece of (cont) http://tl.gd/ma9dn #

Microblog: 2010-03-29

  • @keeda for once, I'd love to be the Cheetos Tiger. in reply to keeda #
  • Busy day today. Two dental visits, plus I need to be super-productive at office so that I can wrap things here before I go to Delhi. START. #
  • @shaaqT sounds like a reall great deal for the chicks. in reply to shaaqT #
  • @keeda Frak. I suppose that was an insult. Not sure though, pray clarify. in reply to keeda #
  • @b50 around 5 more kilos since the last DP, bringing the total to 24 kilos. The target is to lose 16 more kilos. Health never felt better! in reply to b50 #
  • Dear People, you'd save a lot of time if you didn't begin a work related IM conversation with hey or hi. Get straight to the fucking point! #
  • @twilightfairy No, not when you weigh 118 and your ideal BMI weight is 78 in reply to twilightfairy #
  • Google Wave? Actually, Google FAIL sounds a lot better. They should consider renaming it @AaruC #
  • @bhas 15x Earth Hour. You should get a medal or something. in reply to bhas #
  • @b50 secret of success is a commitment to behave myself. Doesn't really take anything more than that. I joined the Gym AFTER losing weight. in reply to b50 #
  • @PolitelyPink weed in green tea? Haven't tried that. in reply to PolitelyPink #
  • @b50 Behave myself = no sugar, no milk, no potatoes, nothing fried/oily, more veggies, less chapati, 1 out of 3 meals = fruit, 6 months 18kg in reply to b50 #
  • @b50 eat chapati by all means. Instead of 5 chapatis with little veggies, eat 2 with LOTs of veggies. 1 Chapati is 100 calories. in reply to b50 #
  • Green signals don't mean zilch at 8:00 p.m. in Mumbai. The traffic is a monster with a mind of its own. It will suck your life-forces dry. #
  • This leg of Dental processes is finally over! 3 more root canals next month. (@ Dr. Prakash Joshi) http://4sq.com/a5y0b3 #
  • Karthik is a great keeper. He did some brilliant work for DD against RCB. The current KKR stumping wasn't bad either. #
  • Although I support the Delhi Daredevils in this match, its sad to see KKR lose. Teams must be gentlemanly, and not beat KKR so thoroughly. #
  • Seriously, how could Sehwag drop that? Well, hope floats for KKR. #
  • @Dilbertism Happy Birthday, dude! #
  • @kavitadyas I've wanted Ninja skills too. Katanas are awesome. Never mind the sport. in reply to kavitadyas #
  • Need to take a flight tomorrow, which means I've got to sleep early. Problem is, I've got no experience whatsoever, with sleeping early. #

Microblog: 2010-03-28

  • Australian GP, what a start. 4 cars crashed out. Alonso, Schumi forced down to the bottom of the grid in the mixup. Nice Sunday. #
  • Schumi, Alonso moving up the grid from the bottom. Overtaking car after car. 13/14 now. And there will be rain in 10 minutes. What a race! #
  • Sebastian Vettel, Race Leader, Crashed Out. Its Button-Kubica-Hamilton in the top 3 slots. McLarens got lucky. But full marks to Hamilton. #
  • Everyone in the 1-4 slots has only 1 stop to their name and certainly 1 more to go. Maybe Hamilton, 5th with 2 stops already, might win this #
  • Well well, Race Leader Button has a 29+ second lead on 5th Place Hamilton. After all the pit-stops, will it be 1-2 McLaren? #
  • @gmishra vision, you mean. For visions, it is necessary to consume psychedelic drugs. in reply to gmishra #
  • Nobody looks like they are in a mood to stop. Alonso is in 4th place. Up from 14th/15th after the initial crash. Sheer power on the Ferrari. #
  • Drama at the end. Hamilton+Weber joint crash out. Last Lap. Button-Kubica-Massa-Alonso to finish. Schumi finishing 8th. #
  • Race over. Hamilton recovered to 6th. Force India car 7th. Schumi 10th after Weber recovered. Teammate Rosberg finished 5th. #
  • Happy for both Button and Kubica. Its been hard work. #
  • Ferrari-McLaren-Mercedes in the constructors. This is gonna be a brilliant F1 Season. #
  • Drat! Went all the way to the Gym to discover it was closed. Now at the office, checking mails and stuff. #
  • @Chet6 yes he did. Followed by Kubica and Massa in reply to Chet6 #
  • @prsng Alonso would be on top, I think. Win + 4th Place. in reply to prsng #
  • @JuliaSharwood not really. It took 40 minutes of mental preparation, 30 minutes of Traveling to, and 30 Traveling back home. For nothing :-( in reply to JuliaSharwood #
  • Sick of all these Sanitary Pad ads on TV. Each one claims to have some sort of advanced technology to soak up maximum blue liquid. Stop! #
  • @JuliaSharwood today was supposed to be hard-core cardio stuff. in reply to JuliaSharwood #
  • Ratio of Lame People on Facebook vs Sane People on Facebook is a direct measure of a country's success. And India's at the bottom. #
  • Shilpa Shetty vs Random Southie Uncle. Who will win? #
  • Dear Pepsi India, Cut your losses. Fire your Mainline Agency, and your Brand Manager. Together, they have emotionally scarred millions. #
  • Shilpa's boys shat their pants halfway through the innings. It looked like a 200 score. Now 5 wickets down and Southie Uncle's got it going. #
  • Only in Bombay can an Autowala argue with a Toyota Camry owner about right-of-way. In Delhi, the guy with the bigger car is always right. #
  • @twilightfairy more importantly, does the phone even have an auction feature? The ad shows some sort of fraudulent app for auctioning. in reply to twilightfairy #
  • Dear RIM, please get some hardware acceleration going for JavaScript. Blackberry freezing for a couple of seconds on AJAXy webpages sucks. #
  • I'm on the road. Can anyone tell me what happened to Random Southie Uncle? #
  • My heart bleeds to see the Indians fall so lousily to Chargers. Getting out to some very bad bowling too. 6 down for 93 is not good at all. #
  • Fuck you, SET Max, for showing ads in the middle of the over. #
  • That was a completely wild 49 off 17 balls from Harbhajan. 52 from the last 3 overs. The Indians 171 doesn't look bad at all now. #
  • Yes, everyone knows its the MRF blimp. You've explained that to us thousands of times. Now shut up before someone goes and punctures it! #
  • Gibbs gone. What a relief. After those consecutive sixes, Mumbai Indians faces had FUCKED written all over. #
  • Dear Malinga, please chuck us some wickets. Thanks. #
  • And Malinga obliges. Mishra gone. #
  • @ilcapourgu you are in for some hot lesbian sex. Enjoy. in reply to ilcapourgu #
  • Yay. Malinga chucked us another one! #
  • Navi Mumbai for a "home ground" in a match against Mumbai Indians. The Deccan Chargers have been had. #
  • Rohit Sharma gone. Deccan Chargers now reeling at 130/8. 44 needed in 20 balls. Looks good for Indians. #
  • One more. 131/9. Zaheer is on a roll. #
  • All Down. Malinga cleans it up. Mumbai win by 41 runs with 2 overs to spare. Awesome effort by Harbhajan and the entire bowling contingent. #
  • @PolitelyPink you figure out the teeth bit. I'll handle the hot-tub piece. in reply to PolitelyPink #
  • Note to chicks who care to listen: do not wear tank tops if your waist size is larger than your bra size. #
  • Little brother is offering me dating tips. #fml #
  • @keithdsouza server servers? Pray explain. in reply to keithdsouza #
  • Back home after Sheesha with little brother. What a Sunday! (@ Edward) http://4sq.com/aPaBHr #
  • @purelynarcotic Lovely DP! #
  • @AaruC The 2 in the night locked AC room, I can manage. Hotness you have to decide on! in reply to AaruC #

Microblog: 2010-03-27

  • Most places in India have power cuts which exceed 1 hour everyday, 6 hours even, I'm told. Earth hour? Just a bunch of gora bullshit. #
  • KKR vs KXIP today. The teams are so lousy that they'd both lose if it was technically possible. But, one of them will be just forced to win #
  • Vodafone's India website is built on Microsoft's ASP.net platform. Sparks an instant distrust. #
  • Downloaded Episode 9 of Caprica. Pity it goes on a 6-month hiatus after this. Thankfully, V is all set to come back from its hiatus. #
  • @sagarjadhav lousy as it may be, I'll still support KKR over KXIP tonight. Shahrukh > Preity. No deeper reasons. in reply to sagarjadhav #
  • Another pole for Vettel. Red Bull front row for the Australian GP. Going great, that team. #
  • @punkpolkadots what's with all these inappropriate tweets? in reply to punkpolkadots #
  • Watching Munich. If I was Israeli, I would be proud of my government. It's sad India won't do anything about the Paki bastards behind 26/11 #
  • @pratyushkh indeed it is. Loved it. in reply to pratyushkh #
  • Too many people. We fuck far too much. #
  • Earth Hour definition: Gimmick engineered by WWF to allow people on social networks to feel all cool, by either supporting or ridiculing it. #
  • Choking as usual, KKR. Dada demonstrating lack of manliness. Nothing new. #
  • @gabfest yes, that was the irony of it. in reply to gabfest #
  • Samsung's Dil Toh Jeb Mein Rakha Hai is a well executed advertisement. Touches the right cords. #
  • Talking about ads, Pepsi's campaigns have been oh so pathetic. First, Youngistan Ka Wow. And now, Sanjay Dutt in the weird costume. Hideous! #
  • @AaruC oops! in reply to AaruC #
  • KKR's score was totally unexpected. Don't know where Tiwary pulled that knock out from. Add to that Dada's dodgy 50, 180 suddenly. And Win. #
  • Mohali mein Dadagiri. Trust Hindi News channels to come up with the quirkiest captions. #
  • @AaruC @gauravsabnis thanks for all the Agarkar enlightenment. in reply to AaruC #
  • 5 consecutive ducks? #agarkarfacts #
  • ODI Record for 200 wickets + 1000 runs, in the least number of matches. #agarkarfacts #